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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

  • It’s Not Me It’s You.

    We are on our ten millionth Prime Minister, in about half an hour. We’re so happy, we are going to get more of everything, more tax, more legislation. Oh, maybe not more of everything I forgot about our pensions. It’s Not Me It’s You. I understood what you said to me, the promises you gaveI… Read more

  • Altogether Pretty Pathetic

    A.P.P (ALTOGETHER PRETTY PATHETIC) App, short for application, all well and good when used In moderationBut an app for food an app for drink, this makes me start to thinkWhat else will we be needing an app for, opening up your own front door?Maybe walking down the street, cutting the toenails on your feet? An… Read more

  • Not So Much A Journey, As a Ramble.

    THE JOURNEY. The book that sent me off on a journey, was my own. What started out as a distraction from my burn injuries, became an insight into people’s lives, the doctors and nurses love and compassion, my friends and relations care and understanding, in fact the power people have to love. It also gave… Read more

  • A Trending Rendering.

    Oh, so many things, so little time. A TRENDING RENDERING The message I’m sending is not trending, for all my efforts and blog rule bendingPeople still prefer the comfy chair, not my stuff that raises hairSo sit back now while I go on an epic rant, think I’ll start with stretchy pantsThey cling to your… Read more

  • Loons.

    I miss all old technology, the simplicity of it, when a switch was either on or off, none of this long press stuff, buttons that one can’t tell are on or off, and the prodding of screens until one’s fingers are numb. LOONS I miss the hard wired phone rooted in my houseI miss the… Read more

  • Land of the Free, Not!

    I’m not just singling out America here, no land is truly free. LAND OF THE FREE, NOT! I did it for America It is the promised landI did it for America with the Bible in my handI did it because I’m the saviour I believe this to be trueI did it because I’m an honest… Read more

  • Shaped By the Shape of Things To Come.

    SHAPED BY THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME. I’m shaped by cruelty, injustice, ignorance and strifeI’m shaped by my brothers, friends parents and wifeI’m shaped by truth, justice, inhumanity and loveI’m shaped by violence, resistance fits me like a glove I’m shaped by things I’m not, of these there are a numberI’m shaped by the… Read more

  • Shaped By the Shape of Things To Come.

    SHAPED BY THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME. I’m shaped by cruelty, injustice, ignorance and strifeI’m shaped by my brothers, friends parents and wifeI’m shaped by truth, justice, inhumanity and loveI’m shaped by violence, resistance fits me like a glove I’m shaped by things I’m not, of these there are a numberI’m shaped by the… Read more

  • The Fly

    Is a fly classed as an animal? Answers on a postcard please. The Fly I would like to be the fly on the wallPresidents, warmongers I could hear them allBe in earshot of all their petty plansKnow what it’s like to be an idiot and understandUnderstand, how small a mind can beSo infinitesimally small it… Read more

  • Tech Knowingly.

    My old car is 58 years old, and can still do its job of getting from A-B .Ok so it runs on petrol and isn’t that efficient, but how many cars would have been scrapped during that period? Using how many resources and causing how much pollution? TECH KNOWINGLY In twenty years I won’t be… Read more